😂RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE🤣
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and
companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been
in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There
are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor.
I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."
8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!".
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.
12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!".
These were the good old days when humor didn't have to start with a four letter word or political. It was just clean and simple fun.
This week we review the Beretta PMXs and breakdown what's going on with 3 very important lawsuits challenging the ATF's rule that would require almost everyone to have a FFL to sell a firearm...
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This week we discuss the new Sig Sauer Foxtrot 2R and why it's the best compact weapon light, then demonstrate how to change Glock pistol sights, and take your chats as always 🇺🇸
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Our undercover unit has obtained footage exposing the Freedom Road Socialist Organization, revealing how these Pro-Palestine protests are organized by Marxists cosplaying as peace activists in a reincarnation of BLM, we’re doing a dive into just how effective communism has historically been at eradicating humans, meanwhile, the House passed a bill aimed at cracking down on antisemitism on college campuses, Whoopi enraged by whites, and more!
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Today, Gerald and the gang will get into historical accounts of Jesus Christ both religious and non-religious, references to Jesus in other religions, how Christians mark Easter, how Easter came to be, and what it all means.
Happy Easter from our family to yours!